Mr. Grumpy's Outing

There once was a man named Mr. Gumpy (I'm not sure why because he seems very nice, not grumpy) who lived on a river. He had a boat and he took lots and lots of things on a ride! Two kids, and a dog, and a cow, and a cat, and a goat...until the boat got so full everyone fell out and got all wet! Then they all went to his house for tea and foam! (Mama says probably not foam, but I like foam in my tea.) And I think riding on a boat would be fun, but I wouldn't want to fall out and get all wet.